Alright Fuckers
I've been avoiding the real work for too long. I'm not getting any younger. Time to get after it. Time to gain some mass.
I am not an expert. Just an enthusiastic meathead. I'd rather work smarter not harder. That's why I pick programs written by dudes smarter than me. So any programs I run, have a common thread: simplicity & efficiency.
My ultimate goal is to be as big as I can be while maintaining athleticism. On a bulk, I wanna be able to do wrestling drills as my lazy cardio. Even when I "cut" I still wanna be dense - thick - girthy.
I don't know how doable any of this is. But hell, life's short. I look at all of this as experimentation as enrichment. What else is the modern human supposed to do to pass the time?